Computer Systems|Business IT Support|Home PC Support|Bored?? 
Square Egg Solutions - Business & Home IT Support
computer repair & laptop repair

1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5 : 6 : 7 : 8 : 9 : 10

Subject: Chicken

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity.

The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made and a gun was sent to the American engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Americans sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this......

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken."

home
members
contact us

Hardware from ComputerWeekly.com

Virtual desktop helps recruitment firm slash IT costs and speed up expansion ...

International recruitment firm Astbury Marsden has used a managed virtual desktop service from IT provider Vesk to accelerate its expansion into ne...

Tesco Finder app reaches 1m downloads

Tesco's store and product finding iPhone application, Tesco Finder, has reached one million downloads. The free app, which allows users to locate ...

US NIST publishes guide to smart grid cybersecurity

The US has released a 537-page guide on how to protect the country's electrical power grid from cyber attack. The guidelines on security requireme...

Making the case for a greener data centre

Although ?Green? has slid down the list of priorities throughout the recession, it has not disappeared completely. Clive Longbottom looks at how to...

Welsh Assembly Government staff lose 24 laptops in two years

IT equipment valued at £21,000 was lost or stolen from Welsh Assembly Government staff in the past two years, a freedom of information (FOI) reques...

Photos: The new Apple iPod Touch, Nano and Shuffle

Apple unveiled their latest line of music players as well as Apple TV. We take a closer look at the line-up and see what's changed.

India wants access to BlackBerry, Skype and Google

India plans to extend its crackdown on Research In Motion's (RIM) BlackBerry services to other communication service providers, including Skype and...

Stereoscopic 3D animation: Shrek and How to train your dragon

Already cutting a fiery swath through the box office, DreamWorks Animation?s How to Train Your Dragon provides an object lesson in just how far ste...

Orange silences noisy phone calls

Orange has launched what it claims to be the biggest advance in voice calls in 20 years. The so-called HD Voice uses noise cancellation technology ...

Stonesoft launches secure mobile authentication for Apple and Android

Network security supplier Stonesoft has made its MobileID authentication software token available for five new mobile platforms to allow access to ...

  home|computer systems|business IT support|home pc support|contact us|articles|site map|bored??  
  

computer repair & laptop repaircomputer repair & laptop repair